How can we get someone from The Matrix to convert chicken soup into zeros and ones and send them over the...?

Q: ...interweb to Freaky? She's not feeling well. Also, how to we prevent the re-materialize soup from clogging her keyboard? Poll: Chicken soup or fine brand-name medicines? PS And, no, it isn't made from penguins, it's made from chickens from our zoo.

A: Whilst hiking through the scenic mountains of GualeguyayGoia last summer, Wonder found a giant magical vat of chicken noodle soup behind a burning bush, in the foothills, whilst 2 goats were making sweet love nearby. As the native Guleguyachiapet birds sang sweetly in the distance, Wonder decided that as soon as he got back home, he wanted to eat some chicken noodle soup with Snooky (his chinchilla) and then immediately make sweet love to him afterwards. * sighs *

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