Q: I have citizenship to Ireland as my father is from Dublin and plan to relocate there within the next year or two. I am heading there shortly to visit family and check things out as I haven't visited in 12 years. I'm currently working as a Criminal Defense Investigator in California and I'm even considering a career change to perhaps the medical industry. I'm curious as to what the costs are for a college education is, how the job market is, and how insane I am for even considering this? I've heard mixed things - that it's expensive, difficult, that it's easy...at this point I'm not too sure about Dublin as it's expensive and was considering somewhere more to the west or south. The biggest concern I have is finding a decent job that will cover my living expenses while I go to college. Are the employment placement offices pretty efficient? Money isn't too much of a problem as I do have some financial support. A broad overview would be nice if someone could answer, thanks.
A: You say you're a Criminal Defense Investigator? Well sonny, we could do with you! Ya see, Mickey Mulligan, our next door neighbour, has accused us of grazing our bull in his field. He says our fella has inseminated his prize herd of fresians. Now the thing is, we reckon he's only doing this to get a few quid off us. If you could come to Ballydung we'll provide you with all the evidence you need to make a case for us. We'll even supply the plastic gloves for ya.......